Tenjewberrymuds

[Dino]

he...he.........nehi..verehmetengkiyuhe.........he ..he....
mungkin itu bang Raam Punjabi sebelum jadi raja sinetron di Indonesia....

btw.....aku juga ada cerita humor ....nih :

MEXICAN JEWS

Cohen and Levy were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. “Cohen,” asked Levy, “Are there any Jews in Mexico?”
I don’t know,” Levy replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?”
When the waiter came by, Levy asked him, “Are there any Mexican Jews?”
“I do not know sir, I ask,” the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, “No, sir. No Mexican Jews.”
“Are you sure?” Levy asked.
“I will check again, sir.” the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Cohen said, “I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.”
When the waiter returned he said, “Sir, no Mexican Jews.”
“Are you really sure?” Levy asked again. “I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews.”
“Sir, I ask everyone,” the waiter replied exasperated. “We have orange Jews, grape Jews, tomato Jews and prune Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!”

LOL !! Mexican Juice !!

[Flores]

Anda mau cek ucapan bahasa Inggeris Anda?

Coba metode berikut ini.

Bacalah teks berikut ini dan mintalah seseorang menuliskan apa yang Anda ucapkan.
Bacalah saja pelan-pelan, boleh diulang agar teman Anda bisa menangkap ucapan Anda dengan sempurna.

Setelah selesai, bandingkan teks yang Anda baca dengan hasil tulisan teman Anda berdasarkan apa yang dia dengar dari mulut Anda

Ini dia teksnya:


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plain lee marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

A chequer is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme
It helps me right awl stiles two reed
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your please two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.



Salam!

[artemis]

Thanks Flores... but you miss the joke here.....

Gw dan laennya pasti juga sama pernah ngalamin hal ini...
Rye?

[artemis]

Baru dapet lagi nih di email: bener banget deh...


A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses---- until they stop running.

2. Strike while the --- bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before --- Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of --- termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but --- how?

6. Don't bite the hand that --- looks dirty.

7. No news is --- impossible

8. A miss is as good as a --- mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new --- math

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll --- stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust --- me.

12. The pen is mightier than the --- pigs.

13. An idle mind is --- the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's --- pollution.

15. Happy the bride who --- gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is --- not much.

17. Two's company, three's --- the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what --- you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and --- you have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as --- Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not --- spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed --- get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you --- see in the picture on the box

24. When the blind lead the blind --- get out of the way.

25. A bird in the hand --- is going to poop on you.


And the WINNER and last one!

26. Better late than --- pregnant

[Flores]

Thanks Flores... but you miss the joke here.....

Gw dan laennya pasti juga sama pernah ngalamin hal ini...
Rye?

Ngerti en nangkap ko joke ini, hanya lupa beri komentar saja.

Salam!